Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Jon Gosselin kills the Ed Hardy clothing line...

THIS

PLUS THIS

EQUALS THIS

 ED HARDY IS DEAD! 

Jon Gosselin can now add "Clothing Line Destroyer" to his prestigious resume, right along with "Dead Beat dad". Now that Ed Hardy clothes can be seen on clearance racks across America, Gosselin can single-handedly be credited with the demise of this famous Douche Bag Clothing Line.

Here are some fashion pointers and tips for Mr. Audigier from WEZ Candy:
1) Don't make a fat old man the poster child for your clothing line.
2) Don't make clothes.

Just because you can buy cheap Ed Hardy clearance at your local Marshall's (these 2 shots were snapped in NYC - the racks were over-flowing), doesn't mean that you should. Resist the urge to buy any Ed Hardy - if you are spotted wearing the over decorated, bejeweled, bedazzled shirts or pants anywhere, people will know it's the stamp of a washed up reality TV star douche bag. And you don't want that do you?
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