Thursday, December 24, 2009

First look at Sex and the City 2...

The first trailer for the SATC2 movie was released yesterday! Here it is, get ready to Carrie on...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Tequila isn't pregnant (yet)...


Although Tila Tequila just announced on Twitter that she was pregnant (read original story HERE), she actually isn't (yet). She just told Life & Style that what she meant to say is: "I'm about to be. When I tweeted that, I figured there's not enough space in the 140 characters. I'm going to give him a Christmas present that's going to change his life." Apparently she didn't realize that typing "Im pregnant!!!!" could be mis-construed by people to believe she is pregnant. Silly people. What "Im pregnant!!!!" really means is, "Im going to be pregnant soon. Hopefully. If all goes well." She also failed to realize that although you have a 140 max on Twitter, you can post more than one tweet at a time (a la Sarah Palin). She also told the online mag "I don't have time to take care of a real baby of my own -- not yet however -- I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process but without having to actually have the baby as mine, my own to take care of." Wow. She wants to go through the whole pregnancy to NOT have a baby. Interesting concept. She wants to suffer through nine months of sore backs, morning sickness and no drinking / partying just for fun...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Satellite Awards winners...


The winners were announced in the (un)watched 14th annual Satellite Awards this past Sunday. While the awards aren't a major player, they definitely help films as they pick up steam for the major awards. The major contenders for the Oscars and the Globes were all present, and the winners may show us a preview of what will happen with the Academy in March. The highlights include Best Picture Drama: The Hurt Locker, Best Picture Comedy or Musical: Nine, and Best Animated film: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Up in the Air strangely only walked away with one award as Best Score. The actor awards went to Shohreh Aghdashloo for The Stoning of Soroya M, Jeremy Renner for The Hurt Locker, Meryl Streep for Comedy Julie & Julia, and Michael Shahlbarg for Comedy A Serious Man. Shoe-in winners for supporting acting Oscars Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds, and Mo’Nique for Precious walked away with awards. In TV, Breaking Bad won Best Drama and Glee won Best Comedy or Musical. See the full list of winners after the jump...

Pray for Tila Tequila's baby...


Tila Tequila and her fiance Casey Johnson. Two classy ladies.


That's right. Tila Tequila is pregnant. The famous bi-disgusting, celeb-wannabe, reality-show-tart is pregnant. Pray for her poor baby. Tequila made the announcement on Twitter saying, "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!" I hope they knew about it and weren't actually surprised. That would be a "xmas present" they would want to return...

Watch out Twitter, Michael Lohan is here...


Only one person in the whole world could be more of a train wreck than Lindsay Lohan, and that is her father, Michael Lohan. The Twitteratti are all on fire today due to one thing, Michael Lohan has joined the social networking sight! Before you know it, there will be more Twitter stories to follow, as well as a massive blow-up feud between Lindsay and her father happening right before our very eyes. For now, however we must console ourselves with his first few tweets, "This is the Real Michael Lohan--all others who pretend to be me are frauds. Upon my attorney's advice, I have opened this account." Who are his attorneys?! And why would they ever advise someone with a track record of saying such outrageous things to sign up for Twitter? Will we ever know...

Michael has set to finding all the "fake" Michael Lohan's on Twitter and scaring them with tweets like, "@TheMichaelLohan I don't know who you are but my attorneys and Twitter will find out. You're looking at civil and criminal charges shortly" and leaving a post on Lindsay's page that says "@LindsayLohan Hi Honey-THis is my real twitter now, it's Dad. Love you." Somehow, coming from him, that's creepy. All other posts are yawn inducing about how he is "reading scriptures" or "going to the gym". Only time will tell how long we have to wait for him to set all of Twitter on fire with a huge scandal though, and WEZ Candy will be waiting...

Monday, December 21, 2009

Rest in peace Brittany Murphy...


Brittany Murphy passed away yesterday at 32 years old in her LA home. The medical experts say her death appears to be from natural causes, and her family released a statement saying she was sick with flu like symptoms a few days before she passed. "The sudden loss of our beloved Brittany is a terrible tragedy," Murphy's husband and family wrote in a statement. "She was our daughter, our wife, our love, and a shinning star. We ask you to respect our privacy at this difficult time." The star is best known for her roles in Clueless and 8 Mile, but was also featured in Happy Feet, the TV cartoon King of the Hill (over 230 episodes), and Girl, Interrupted. Condolences to all affected by Brittany's death... may she rest in peace.