Macaulay Culkin to join cast of Big Love...

Rory Culkin, Hayden Panettiere, and Macaulay Culkin 

posed yesterday at a film screening.

Macaulay Culkin (who will turn 30 this summer) has been out of the lime light for a while now. After the cancellation of his NBC series Kings last year (what NBC show doesn't get cancelled?), he has been taking it easy. But it seems that may soon be changing as rumors are swirling that he will soon be joining the cast of HBO's Big Love.

Culkin is good friends with Chloe Sevigny and has been visiting her on the set of the hit show. Apparently this has the cast and crew excited, and they now want him to join! Co-creator Will Scheffer says, "We're interested in him... We can see him (on the show)." and Big Love star Bill Paxton can't wait: "He'd make a great young evangelist."

After his strong work in Party Monster and Saved!, it would be nice to see him play another grown-up role. 

Lucy Liu to make her Broadway debut...

Lucy Liu will join a long list of not-so-qualified Hollywood talent to take a bow on Broadway this March by making her Broadway debut in God of Carnage. She will be part of the third cast to perform the Tony winning play. The current cast members are: Jimmy Smits, Annie Potts, Christine Lahti and Ken Stott. They will play their last performance on February 28th. Liu will be accompanied by Dylan Baker, Janet McTeer and Jeff Daniels. Daniels was an original cast member in the show, but he will be returning in a different role, originated by James Gandolfini. How satisfying as an actor to return to a different role in familiar material. With the help of Lucy Liu's star power, hopefully he will be able to enjoy this rare experience.

Brand new J. Lo music...

Listen to the brand new J. Lo "song" called "Everybody's Girl". It is reportedly on her upcoming album called Love? which will be released in March. The song debuted in Germany this morning...

It's kinda cute and kinda forgetable. Basically, it's kinda like the rest of her music.

TV Advice from the Queen of Everything...

 Are you watching Little Miss Perfect on the We channel? You should be. Forget How I Met Your Mother and the Big Bang Theory, this is the funniest show on television. The show features the amazing, talented and gifted "Queen of Everything", Michael Galanes. He runs a pageant called Little Miss Perfect which exploits little girls as they fight for the coveted title.

Although seeing flippers (fake teeth) glued into little girls mouths (to cover their missing teeth) is funny enough as it is, the show truly sparkles when Michael is on the screen. He sashays his way around the screen with enough sass and makeup to make a gay man blush.
 

This show is a comic goldmine. No. Strike that. HE is a comic goldmine. He is constantly queening out on the little girls, "you decided to go out on your own and not go with a professional." and, "in my humble but perfect opinion." And the parents just keep paying him and eating it up.

But wait. Just when you think it couldn't get any better than "in my humble but perfect opinion." it does. Mr. Galanes sings a song at every pageant. YES, Little Miss Perfect pageant has a theme song! And he is a strong employer of the "sing a little, speak a little" method. Watch below:



The bottom line is: you have to watch the show to truly understand this Citrus Rainbow masterpiece! Long live Michael Galanes, The Queen of Everything!