Michael Lohan's new girlfriend thinks TMZ is 911...

According to Michael Lohan's new daughter girlfriend Kate Major (26), Michael recently suffered a heart attack and was rushed to a NY hospital. Apparently she phoned TMZ to inform them of his impending "procedure". Why does anyone care? As a person, I hope he's OK, but the Major / Lohan team has got to stop shoving themselves down our throat. They can't even have a heat attack without calling 911 and leaving it at that? Maybe 911 actually rings TMZ as most emergencies in the Lohan household require media attention.

Sweet Shots: Angelina Jolie is a mom at work...

Angelina Jolie took some time out from a busy day of filming her new movie, The Tourist in Venice, Italy to spend some time with her children (Zahara and Shiloh are seen below). The mom / actress / wife of Brad Pitt / goodwill ambassador for the UN looked radiant as usual.

Sweet Shots: Kate Winslet...

Kate Winslet hit the waves of Mexico with her two children on Monday to tan away her recent split from her husband of 7 years, film director Sam Mendes. The two Oscar winners said the split was amicable and due to conflicting work schedules. Best of luck to both...

Lady Gaga to guest star on Glee...

The hit making, yellow hair wearing, bloody clothes reveling pop star, Lady Gaga has agreed to join the cast of the Golden Globe winning TV musical comedy GLEE. The show's creator, Ryan Murphy announced, "We reached out to Lady Gaga and she said, 'Yes, I'd love to be a part of it.' So we will be doing Lady Gaga this season." He also spoke of the upcoming Madonna episode saying she gave permission to use ten of her songs for the tribute episode and that she, "cooperated in every way possible."

Before she goes on the show, Gaga has got to get it together. Check out this recent concert footage from her Monster's Ball tour in New Zealand where it looks like she is about to collapse. She can barely dance and is not even trying to move her mouth more than 50% of the time. What is she doing?! Her other "Bad Romance" performances and are nothing like this. After all the rumors of her canceling shows due to collapsing, this seems to be proof that all is not well in the land of Gaga. Seriously, this barely passes as performance art let alone a pop-star concert...

The Candy Shop: The hot mess edition...

The Candy Shop: Hot Mess Edition

There is no shortage of hot mess stories for this edition of the Candy Shop. Read them deliciously.

- Gabourey Sidibe's mother has lashed out at Howard Stern for calling her daughter the "size of planet" with no chance of  a future acting career. The Oscar nominated actress's mom retorted by saying, "Get a life. He can see, you can see, I can see Gabby is a big girl. She's a big woman, so what's wrong with that? She's not like everyone else in the world. I don't see him giving jobs out to anybody, so why should we care what he says? He might not hire her, but someone else will!"  

 

- Kimberly Wyatt has taken to dissing the vehicle that made her famous. The former Pussycat Dolls singer / dancer is working on her new, sure to be over in 2 minutes, solo career and is trashing the former group. Her debut single is called "Not Just a Doll" and features such hot mess lyrics as:

"Just be this way and act this way. So talk this way, I won't do all that you tell me. Sit and stay, no right to say, so walk this way...
"Ain't no strings attached, now I'm feeling free at last. I just want to sing and dance, so I had to take a chance."

- Kate Gosselin put her extensions back in. She just won't leave us alone will she? Apparently, people like her as they pay this hot mess to speak at conventions! She recently spoke at the Women’s Expo in South Bend, Ind. She will also be dancing on this season of Dancing with the Stars on ABC. Hopefully she's the first one voted off so she can go home and be with her kids who are being cared for by 5 nannies right now.

- David Beckham tore his left Achilles tendon and will be out for the rest of the season. No World Cup for the Becks.

- Anna Nicole will soon be an opera. Wait. What? The Royal Opera House in London will premier the brand new opera Anna Nicole Smith along with Madame Butterfly next year in February. According to a spokesperson for the Opera, "It's very much in the modern zeitgeist and fits into our season of women who have been victims or died unfortunately. Women who were quite iconic in their particular era." Sounds like one hot mess of an opera! Can't wait...

Tue Blood stars support the Make-A-Wish foundation...

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, the happily engaged stars of HBO's True Blood turned out on Sunday (March 14) in Santa Monica, CA to help support the Make-A-Wish foundation's Day of Fun! They helped out by manning carnival games and enjoying the rides! See some shots of Matt Bomer and Mischa Barton at the same event after the jump...

WEZ Weekend Box Office: March 15th...

A brand new weekly box office review with candy commentary by yours truly...

1) Alice in Wonderland: $62M (2 week total: $209M). Alice was number one for the second week in a row proving that mediocre movies directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp will always make a lot of money despite the fact that they're not very good and Depp hasn't made a surprising choice since the first Pirates movie (which wasn't very good, either).

2) The Green Zone: $14.5M (1st week). Matt Damon stars in this Iraq war movie that was quasi-marketed as a new installment in the Borne franchise. The movie also boasts actors who were actually soldiers who fought in the REAL Iraq war proving that just because you lived it, doesn't mean you can act it.

3) She's Out of My League: $9.6M (1st week). Never heard of it. Next!

4) Remember Me: $8.28M (1st week). Already forgot you.

5) Shutter Island: $8.14M (total $108M). Still want to see this. Heard it's good?

Our Family Wedding also debuted this weekend to a little over 1600 screens pulling in $7.6M and Avatar (no longer being shown in 3D) is still taking in money despite loosing the Best Picture Oscar to The Hurt Locker bringing in $6.6M with a domestic total of a whopping $730M!