The Candy Shop: The hot mess edition...

The Candy Shop: Hot Mess Edition

There is no shortage of hot mess stories for this edition of the Candy Shop. Read them deliciously.

- Gabourey Sidibe's mother has lashed out at Howard Stern for calling her daughter the "size of planet" with no chance of  a future acting career. The Oscar nominated actress's mom retorted by saying, "Get a life. He can see, you can see, I can see Gabby is a big girl. She's a big woman, so what's wrong with that? She's not like everyone else in the world. I don't see him giving jobs out to anybody, so why should we care what he says? He might not hire her, but someone else will!"  

 

- Kimberly Wyatt has taken to dissing the vehicle that made her famous. The former Pussycat Dolls singer / dancer is working on her new, sure to be over in 2 minutes, solo career and is trashing the former group. Her debut single is called "Not Just a Doll" and features such hot mess lyrics as:

"Just be this way and act this way. So talk this way, I won't do all that you tell me. Sit and stay, no right to say, so walk this way...
"Ain't no strings attached, now I'm feeling free at last. I just want to sing and dance, so I had to take a chance."

- Kate Gosselin put her extensions back in. She just won't leave us alone will she? Apparently, people like her as they pay this hot mess to speak at conventions! She recently spoke at the Women’s Expo in South Bend, Ind. She will also be dancing on this season of Dancing with the Stars on ABC. Hopefully she's the first one voted off so she can go home and be with her kids who are being cared for by 5 nannies right now.

- David Beckham tore his left Achilles tendon and will be out for the rest of the season. No World Cup for the Becks.

- Anna Nicole will soon be an opera. Wait. What? The Royal Opera House in London will premier the brand new opera Anna Nicole Smith along with Madame Butterfly next year in February. According to a spokesperson for the Opera, "It's very much in the modern zeitgeist and fits into our season of women who have been victims or died unfortunately. Women who were quite iconic in their particular era." Sounds like one hot mess of an opera! Can't wait...