Michael Lohan's new girlfriend thinks TMZ is 911...

According to Michael Lohan's new daughter girlfriend Kate Major (26), Michael recently suffered a heart attack and was rushed to a NY hospital. Apparently she phoned TMZ to inform them of his impending "procedure". Why does anyone care? As a person, I hope he's OK, but the Major / Lohan team has got to stop shoving themselves down our throat. They can't even have a heat attack without calling 911 and leaving it at that? Maybe 911 actually rings TMZ as most emergencies in the Lohan household require media attention.