Lady Gaga's rehearsal footage for tour...

The Fame Monster herself hit the road last night kicking off her world tour in Montreal and will soon be playing a city near you. This will be the first world tour for Gaga (check out her tour schedule HERE). Below is some leaked rehearsal footage to curb your sweet tooth until you get to see her live!

While the Lady is singing live in the footage, she's a bit pitchy... hopefully that will remedied by rehearsal or installing Britney technology (lip-sync). The choreography looks .... shall we say interesting? Be sure to check out the moves at 1:39 when the dancers pas de bourree, pas de bourree with "washing the hair arms", and then double pirouette with "crazy arms". It looks like the routines were choreographed by a Judi Sheppard Misset wannabe on crack (Check out original Judi Sheppard Misset Jazzercise routines below). Not sure if jazzercise will have her audiences hyped, but we'll see. Regardless of what she does, we all know at the very least it will be one hell of a crazy show! Check the footage below and sound off...




Here is the Judi Sheppard Misset Jazzercise routine that looks like it inspired Lady Gaga's tour choreography (you MUST SEE 2:38)...

Johnston hopes to extend 15mins of fame by Dancing With the Stars...

Levi Johnston (who did NOT pose fully nude even though he said he would) has high hopes on extending his fifteen minutes of fame and continuing to shove himself down America's throat. In an interview with Entertainment Tonight about Dancing With the Stars, Johnston said "I think if my phone were to ring right now, I would probably say yes," confirming that he wants to be on the show. God knows the boy can't dance, but he tried to play off his hockey skills as an obvious leg-up in the dance world: "I mean, I'm pretty athletic so I think I could do just about anything." ANYTHING. That's right folks... Levi Johnston can do just about ANYTHING. Except full-frontal for Playgirl. Of course he also mentioned that he can slow dance like "no other man". After you're finished rolling your eyes, continue reading below...

The whole Playgirl shoot was leaked online (thanks to Candy reader, V.M. for the tip), and the photos are YAWN-worthy. Although the photos have since been deleted, follow the JUMP to see one of them (cropped for web-viewing purposes).
WARNING: May be too sour for some!

Happy Thanksgiving...

Enjoy your Thanksgiving, but don't eat too much. The video below should adequately discourage all over-eaters.  
WARNING: Only watch if appetite curbing is wanted!

Broadway Thanksgiving Day Parade lineup...

This Thanksgiving means turkey, family and of course BROADWAY! Who can miss the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? The parade always starts with some great acts lip-syncing their way into the hearts of America, and this year will be no different! The Broadway casts of Shrek, Billy Elliot, HAIR, and Bye, Bye Birdie (more aptly called Why, Why Birdie) will be on hand to sing-along to their cast albums in Herald Square tomorrow morning.

The cheese factor for these mock-performances is always so high that you can't help but laugh along with (or at) the performers! Here is the cast of Little Mermaid performing at last year's parade. The performance has too many Britney-Spears-Singing moments to count. This year we can all be thankful for more of these moments to cheer our day...

Miss Gay Brazil looses her head over loosing her hair...

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Check out this video that is sure to give you a sugar rush! The video is from the Miss Gay Brazil competition and features the runner-up ripping off the winner's crown and wig. OH SNAP! The judges obviously gave the crown to the wrong queen, as the runner-up is the fiercest, back-stabbingest bitch of them all. She clearly deserved the crown and decided to take matters into her own hands by retrieving it from the head of the wrong winner and went ahead and took her wig too. What better way to end the gayest night ever...

Paula Deen: This Thanksgiving don't serve ham...

Paula Deen was hit in the face with a flying pig yesterday as she helped a food bank in Atlanta unload a truck of frozen ham. The celebrity chef was on hand to help feed the needy and ended up with a face full of swine. While the web is all a flurry with the video of her getting hit, what it doesn't show is Paula was the first one to start throwing them! While unloading the truck, Deen picked up a frozen ham and threw it like a football which startled everyone in the room. Before you knew it, pigs were flying and noses were getting hit. Not to worry though, Paula is fine. She left with a sore nose but high spirits.

She only had this warning to give: This Thanksgiving eat TURKEY! Ham could result in reconstructive surgery...

Michelle Obama image search on Google...

 

Doing a Google Image search for Michelle Obama could result in being very offended! The very first image that comes up is a picture of the First Lady with an ape super-imposed over her face (pictured above). Although Google won't remove the picture because it complies with all of their image search terms, they did take out ad space directly above the picture that says, "Offensive Search Results - Sometimes our search results can be offensive. We agree. Read more".

It seems interesting that Google would have to issue a statement about this at all as they did not put the information on the internet, they simply display it when searched for. Maybe Google should start putting ads with statements above all the offensive information on the internet. Where to start, where to start...

LOST news...

ABC announced that the Final Season of LOST will debut on Tuesday, February 2nd at 9pm! They will kick off the season with an episode entitled "LA X" (the space obviously means something sneaky)...

The series regulars have also been announced and for those wondering what happened to Claire, it looks like we will soon find out as she will be a regular on the show once again. We're only a 70 days away from ending 6 years of mysteries and smoke...

Heath Ledger's final film gets Christmas Day release...

Heath Ledger's final film, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is set for release in the US on Christmas Day. Although it was unclear if the film would get released, or even finished being filmed for that matter, Ledger fans can rejoice! After Ledger's untimely death in the middle of filming the project, Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law all stepped in to play his character in different scenes. These extra scenes supplemented the work that was already filmed and they were all edited together to make one seamless story. Check out the trailer below and add this movie to the ever-growing list of films to see on Christmas Day!

J Lo falls at the AMAs...

J Lo fell flat on her booty at the AMAs last night while singing her new single "Louboutins". In the number, J Lo walks up a human staircase made of male dancers before jumping off the highest point. Why the choreographer thought this was a good idea will never be known. Although she did not land on her feet after the jump, she (literally) bounced back up (no really, she literally bounced back up after hitting the stage) and continued dancing like nothing happened.

WATCH the FALL starting at 2:38



Of course, it's not the first time J Lo has had a stumble on stage. Check out her previous fall and obvious lip-sync performance below:

More Levi Johnston shots...

 

Although Levi Johnston made a big deal about getting naked for Playgirl, the aspiring model / dead-beat dad did not bare all. His photos have been more than underwhelming, and the two newest photos fall in the same category. Johnston had two months to prepare for the shoot and said he was in the gym everyday. By the looks of these photos however, he should have upped his reps...