The movies of 2009 in 7 minutes...

One editor with a lot of time and a lot of love for movies made this sweet video. It combines most of the over 300 movie releases of 2009 into 7 minutes. Yummy!

Heidi Montag's CD drops after 3 years and over $1 million...

That's right Candy Eaters, the day you have ALL been waiting for has finally arrived! Heidi Montag has released her CD!!! It's called Superficial and she is going to finally be able to show the world how talented she is! Now please, don't hyperventilate from excitement, the good news doesn't stop here. A new song called "I'll Do It", has dropped and it features such awe inspiring lyrics as:

Pick me, take me, off up into ya dungin
I brought some treats
I know that you gon love em
Come eat my panties off of me
Do whatever you feel comes naturally

She worked really hard on those. The tune is Spencer and Heidi's new love anthem. Now to all you haters out there, Heidi has worked tirelessly on this album and deserves your respect! She produced and released the CD herself on her own record label, and worked to make sure it would rival Britney Spears (!). She told Entertainment Weekly, "I've spent over a million, almost $2 million on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album, because I wanted it to be that quality and to be able to get those people. My album would have cost a record label over $4 million."

Thank God she spent so much money making sure the quality and sound are so perfect! The production value really lets her artistry shine. She worked on the CD for 3 years after all, making sure that she poured every ounce of her "heart and soul into this music". She dug deep down into her soul and came up with "eat my panties off of me"...

Heidi is confident that everyone is going to run out and buy her music, and that she will recoup all her investments and more, making a huge profit on the endeavor. Not only will people buy her music she predicts, but her "songs will make an impact in pop history. They are absolutely incredible..." You can't even make this stuff up.

Concerning the title, she told People magazine that Superficial is "the world I live in and how people think I am but it's really just the surface. People are just getting to know a whole new Heidi." Meanwhile, the 23 year old recently went under the plastic surgery knife again having 10 procedures done at once (giving new meaning to a "whole new Heidi") including breast enhancement, chin reduction, nose reduction and more. She says she not only loves plastic surgery, but that she's "beyond obsessed" with it. Heidi Montag superficial? No...

She hopes to outshine current pop-stars by becoming the world's first "galaxy star". 

But seriously, Heidi Montag sucks. Her CD isn't good either.

Hear Heidi's new song, and see her bomb performance on Miss Universe after the jump...

Channing Tatum suffered private injury for "Eagle of the Ninth"...

Channing Tatum for Details Magazine

Channing Tatum is featured in the current edition of Details magazine. He had lots to say on his hot body, his future hopes and his penis injury while filming Eagle of the Ninth with Jamie Bell.

While filming, they had some shots with the cast standing in ice cold water and, "The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I'm like, Nah, I'm good. And then I thought, Why not?" Chan recounted to the mag. "Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick." "It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life," he said. "I'm good... now. Now my penis is fantastic!" he added. "One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach."

He also discussed his hopes to have a "fat role" in the next five years saying he wants to stop focusing on the gym and start focusing on the calories! His newest film, Dear John opens in February. Read the full interview at Details Magazine HERE.

Before becoming an actor, he was a stripper in Florida and went by the name of Chan Crawford. Watch video of him stripping from US Magazine after the jump...

Reason #53478 to read WEZ Candy instead of Perez Hilton...

Besides the fact that Perez is a loud-mouth air-head with nothing to say, and no class, he can't sing, or act. But, his attempts to audition for the musical Chicago are good for a laugh (especially the opening monologue)!

January 12th, The Candy Shop

The Candy Shop

-Beyoncé is taking a six month break from her music career. After she completes her world "Sasha Fierce" tour in February, she won't be hitting the studio again until mid-2010. The star told USA Today that "It's definitely time to take a break, to recharge my batteries. I'd like to take about six months and not go into the studio. I need to just live life, to be inspired by things again. I'm going to do random things. I want to go to restaurants, maybe take a class and see some movies and Broadway shows."

-Christina Aguilera is filming scenes for her upcoming musical film Burlesque with Cam Gigandet. She will be playing a small town girl seeking fame and fortune by singing at a LA Burlesque Club. It's almost like Moulin Rouge set in LA...

-Mark Wahlburg is a daddy again! He and his wife Rhea Durham had their fourth child together yesterday, a baby girl named Margaret Grace. Congrats!

-Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will not be attending this year's Golden Globes ceremony. Pitt is upset about not being nominated for his work in Inglourious Basterds. According to E! Online, Jolie's stylist said that "They're not going because he's not nominated individually. Inglourious Basterds is, but not him." Cry Baby much? He may have headlined the film, but he's hardly in it at all. Not nearly enough to be nominated. Christopher Walz on the other hand, he should walk away with the award.

-Jude Law will soon be proposing to Sienna Miller. Again. The two have already been married and divorced, and are now an item once again, and according to the Daily Mirror, "have never been happier".

-Eva Mendes and Jamie Dornan, the faces bodies of Calvin Klein, shot another steamy ad campaign for the company this week. Here is a peek at one of the pictures that will soon be adorning billboards and magazines around the country...

Amy Winehouse to re-marry loser ex...

Less than six months after their divorce was finalized, Amy Winehouse is looking to remarry Blake Fielder-Civil. The Grammy winner / hot-mess committed adultery early in 2009 causing her drug addict husband to file for divorce. Now, according to Britain's Sunday Mirror, the two are looking to travel to St. Lucia for a re-marriage ceremony. Isn't that sweet? But first they have to wait until Blake gets out of drug rehab (Amy wouldn't go, she said no, no, no... sorry, couldn't resist) to get cleared to leave the country. She has since changed her profile pic on Twitter to a shot of her and Blake. Meanwhile, Amy is back in the studio on occasion working on a new CD, and according to her Twitter account, can't get into her bunny Yahoo account. If you have any login information, please contact her ASAP...

Amy's new Twitter pic