Robert Pattinson covers Details...

Robet Pattinson is covering Details Magazine, the magazine for gay guys who like to feel semi-straight and straight guys in the closet, for their March 2010 edition. He is looking hotter than ever and poses for a "80s porn style" photo shoot. You have to hand it to the guy, he is trying his hardest to break away from his teen idol status and is constantly working on small indie projects to off-set his Twilight / Harry Potter fame. He is currently filming Bel Ami (see pictures of him at work HERE), previously played Salvador Dali in Little Ashes, and is starring in the upcoming release Remember Me.

He spoke about playing Tyler in Remeber Me in his interview with Details saying, "Tyler is so aware of his actions. But he has no idea whether they're of any value at all. Can you be a person if you live in the bubble? He's stuck in the middle. At the same time, he's lucky to have the choice. Conflict is innate in a lucky person. I'm a lucky person. Thank God. And I'm conflicted. Thank God." The movie will be released on March 12th, 2010 and is about two lovers whose newfound relationship is threatened as they try to cope with their family tragedies.

R-Pat also talked about his risqué photo shoot saying, "this shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community. The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere." 

He also spoke of his hatred of vaginas. That's right Candy eaters! R-Pat hates the vag. "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

In the future we can look forward to seeing more naked Pat. "I'll be a tiny bit naked. Except tonight I won't, because it's fucking freezing and my balls will shrivel up." (of course he was more than a tiny bit naked in Little Ashes)...

See the rated R shot after the jump...

Hailey Glassman was lied to...

 

In the most nausea-inducing magazine cover to date, Jon Goesselin's ex, Hailey Glassman is gracing on the front of cover of Steppin' Out, NY and NJ's #1 Entertainment Magazine that you've never heard of. Dear God, let this picture be a lesson to all the slutty girls out there hoping to bag a D-list celebrity to shoot them to modeling fame. Some bitchy queen who calls himself a stylist came in and played a nasty joke on Glassman. "Girl, you look fierce! Oh wait... it's missing something. I know! Black, fingerless gloves!" They must've hidden all the mirrors from this poor girl in hopes of capturing her at her absolute worst. To add insult to injury, they added an arrow pointing at her saying "Judge this haters!" I have a feeling the haters will be judging.

But wait. The candy does not end there. She actually did an interview with these people, which proved that she may have deserved the bad cover shot. She gives the classless dish on Jon Gosselin to the mag saying, "He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true," she even claims he only measures "3 inches."

No one in America will be surprised to hear that Jon Gosselin is small, he wears Ed Hardy after all, but everyone will be disgusted by such lude and inappropriate comments. Don't kiss and tell. It's not a cute color. Even on someone with finglerless black gloves.

She added that "anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It's very noticeable. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny." She even talks about how she would "laugh about it with my mom." That's just disgusting. She did say that Jon was very sensitive about the subject (shocker), "He said, 'You know how subconscious I am of down there.' I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time." And she was right. Oh wait...

Wow. After this interview and this picture, Hailey Glassman won't be single for long!

Steppin' Out interview quoted via US Magazine

Robert Pattinson hangs up his fangs (for now)...

Robert Pattinson has hung up his fangs (for now) to play the womanizing Georges Duroy in the costume period piece Bel Ami. He will be starring with Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci and Kristin Scott Thomas. Check out the pictures that were just released of him on set sans beard, fangs and annoying teenage girls who fall in love with vampires named Bella.

Chicago: the show that just won't close...

Chicago has been running on Broadway since 1996 and it refuses to close. The producers of the hit musical are either the smartest people producing for Broadway or the most annoying. They have fueled tourist interest in the show by having a constant influx of quasi-celebrity actors join their show for limited engagements. It has been like a giant machine, churing out one celebrity who shouldn't be starring in a Broadway musical after another. The latest stars include Ashlee Simpson, Mya, Michelle Williams, Brian McKnight, and now they just announced that starting March 29th, Matthew Settle from Gossip Girl will be appearing as Billy Flynn for a 10 week run.

Oh Broadway. Remember the good ol' days when people were cast in Broadway shows based on their talent? Although Matthew Settle may be amazing, I saw Brian McKnight and Ashlee Simpson and they were both horrifying, leading me to ask: "What is more important? The fact that the show is running or the artistic integrity of the show?" And if the only people seeing it are tourists, should we even care?

Rihanna releases new music and roars like a lion...

Rihanna just seems to be getting more and more annoying lately. The latest cause of annoyance (besides the get-up you see her in above that is), is her new music video for the single "Rude Boy" and it's obvious attempt to emmulate M.I.A.'s "Boyz". Although the video is cute and fun, it's all been done. At least it's not as boring and pitiful as "Russian Roulette". Now if we could just get to her to understand that a wearing a cat costume is not fashion.

Take a look at "Rude Boy":



Compare to M.I.A. "Boyz":

Will Sarah Palin ever stop...

Like a nightmare that continues to play out after you wake up, Sarah Palin just won't stop. As a new level of horror is reached, you think she can't get worse, and seemingly just to prove everyone wrong, she does! In a brand new horror that just surfaced, she has proven that her intelligence is equivalent to a fifth grader. For a recent speech (made mere hours after criticizing Obama as a "charismatic guy with a teleprompter") Palin read notes not from a teleprompter, but from her hand. Yes. Her hand. The best part is that she seemed to put some real thought into the notes - she actually crossed one out after she wrote it. She was like, "hmmmmm.... no. I don't want to say that." Are you kidding me?!!!! Why would she ever think to write notes for her speech on her hand? Why not just have a note card? No one would blame her for having some notes... after all no one besides her cares that the president uses a teleprompter. God please, let the madness that is Sarah Palin end!