Will Sarah Palin ever stop...

Like a nightmare that continues to play out after you wake up, Sarah Palin just won't stop. As a new level of horror is reached, you think she can't get worse, and seemingly just to prove everyone wrong, she does! In a brand new horror that just surfaced, she has proven that her intelligence is equivalent to a fifth grader. For a recent speech (made mere hours after criticizing Obama as a "charismatic guy with a teleprompter") Palin read notes not from a teleprompter, but from her hand. Yes. Her hand. The best part is that she seemed to put some real thought into the notes - she actually crossed one out after she wrote it. She was like, "hmmmmm.... no. I don't want to say that." Are you kidding me?!!!! Why would she ever think to write notes for her speech on her hand? Why not just have a note card? No one would blame her for having some notes... after all no one besides her cares that the president uses a teleprompter. God please, let the madness that is Sarah Palin end!

January 1st, The first Candy Shop...

THE CANDY SHOP

This is a new feature on WEZ Candy. A new year, a new site! Now you can get the round-up of all gossip and news here in the Candy Shop, with links to the original stories on their original sites! Satisfy your sweet tooth for more gossip, movies, Broadway, news and reviews than ever before...

-Lady Gaga goes topless at the beach wearing a yellow wig. Only a story about Gaga could have a headline that bizaar! Read the original story HERE 

-AT&T drops Tiger Woods. Another name on the long list of sponsors who have dropped or reduced their usage of the dis-graced golfer including Tag Heur and Gillette. Read the original story HERE 

-Taylor Lautner goes to the gym. And looks yummy. What else is new? Story HERE (of course there is no story besides the fact that he left the gym looking yummy).

-Sandra Bullock is top box office star of 09 reports Quigley Publishing Co. who released their annual list on Thursday of top money making stars, based on a poll of hundreds of theater executives. Bullock is the 8th woman to top the list since it began in 1932. Read the full story HERE

-The NY Times finally reviewed Sarah Palin's Going Rogue. It's definitely worth a read / laugh HERE. Here's a highlight to wet your sweet tooth:

Her nasal voice, pitched in the upper register, with the upsy-downsy, singsong delivery of a kindergarten teacher, became, rather improbably, a great electoral asset. Her diction and accent were shaped more by class than region, and spiced with faux-genteel cuss words like "dang," "heck," "darn," "geez," "bullcrap," and "bass-ackwards."

-Jennifer Lopez (41) performed in Times Square last night wearing a skin tight jump suit that left nothing to the imagination. The star is well known for risqué fashion choices, and this one seems to be paying off - she was the top Yahoo search this morning. Full story HERE

   

Sarah Palin blacks out McCain...

Sarah Palin is on vacation in Hawaii this week and in true white trash fashion, she was wearing a sun visor, shorts and an over-sized t-shirt with an American flag on it. In an obvious effort to stay in the news, her visor was a McCain 08 campaign hat that she took a sharpie permanent marker to. That's right, she blacked out McCain's name. A new low, even for Palin...

This story was originally posted on TMZ, click HERE to go there and see the story.

A Sarah Palin Day treat...

The latest edition of Newsweek

Newsweek caused a stir as the latest cover for the magazine was revealed featuring Palin from a photoshoot she did for Runners World Magazine. In a facebook tirade, Palin blasted the cover as sexist:

"The choice of photo for the cover of this week's Newsweek is unfortunate. (...) The out-of-context Newsweek approach is sexist and oh-so-expected by now. If anyone can learn anything from it: it shows why you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, gender, or color of skin. The media will do anything to draw attention -- even if out of context."

Being a photo from a magazine that has already been printed, how is it sexist? Perhaps Palin is upset for being painted as a sell-out with no real place in politics so she called it sexist to draw attention away from that fact.The word she should have used to describe the cover is "true". What do you think?

Happy Sarah Palin Day...

Sarah Palin says: "Buy my book!"

After much anticipation, Sarah Palin's book, Going Rogue, is coming out today. So to celebrate the genius and logic of our potential future President (God help us all) here is a re-cap on some of the things she said in her major interviews with Oprah and Barbara Walters this week:

- Palin gave Levi Johnston a porn name on Oprah. "I believe he goes by the name Ricky Hollywood now ... he's quite busy with the media tours." Meanwhile Palin is on a month-long media tour promoting her book.

- Sarah Palin tried to explain her devastating interview with Katie Couric last year by saying she was "annoyed with the question." She told Oprah that Couric asking what publications she read to stay in touch was a loaded question and "no matter what (she said) it (would) be twisted and perceived as a bit negative" so she answered "all of them." Of course the obvious answer would have been "New York Times, US News and News Week."

- Palin talked about Tina Fey with Barbara Walters saying the facts were blurred because of Fey's spot-on impersonation. Fey said "I can see Russia from my house" as Palin. Palin pointed out that she never said those words. What she actually said was, "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska." She went on to clarify this statement in the original Katie Couric (Oct. 08) interview by saying:
"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state."
(Source: CBS.com) See the interview clip after the JUMP
After reading that, you can see how Tina Fey was WAY off when she said "I can see Russia from my house." What she should have said is "My name is Sarah Palin and you can rest easy because I'm keeping an eye on Russia!"

- Palin also talked with Barbara Walters about her decision to quit the Governorship in Alaska. She said she quit because she was approaching "that final year in office, and most normal politicians, what they do, knowing that they're not going to run again, they're in that lame duck ... that, that situation, they milk it." So instead of milking the lame duck situation by sitting in office and doing nothing, she quit and really did nothing. Oh wait, she did do something. She wrote a book that has already made her $1.25million dollars! (her retainer from Harper Collins)

- Barack Obama gets 4 out of 10 stars as President according to Sarah Palin. Meanwhile, in a recent CBS poll, less than 1 in 4 people view Palin favorably. That equals 2.3 out of 10 stars for Palin as a person. Ouch.

- Running for president is not on Sarah Palin's "radar" right now... blah, blah, blah. She can't wait to put her name on that list.

See great Sarah Palin videos and VOTE on how you will celebrate Sarah Palin Day after the JUMP...

Levi to show his Johnston...

Sarah Palin's favorite Alaskan, Levi Johnston will be going the full monty in a photo shoot with Playgirl later this month in New York City. Johnston (19), who has done everything in his power to ruin Palin, has scheduled the shoot on November 13th, with the pictures coming out not long after Palin's book "Going Rogue" is released. In fact, the book's jacket cover will feature out-takes from the shoot below a picture of Palin giving a shame-on-you look.

Not only will Johnston receive a $100,000 payday for showing his goods, he will arrive in the Big Apple a few days before his "big" shoot (on the 11th) to receive the very-prestigious-and-sought-after award, "The Biggest Pop Culture Turned Sex Star" at the First Annual Fleshbot Awards (the ceremony will be held at The Box). Anticipation is building to see how this award will boost his career.

Meanwhile, his baby momma Bristol Palin has said she can't wait for their son Tripp to grow up so he will know that his Daddy had 20 minutes of fame instead of 15...