Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart...

Bored yet? So am I.

In the most obvious round of gossip, it has (finally) been confirmed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple. Yawn. The two have been "dodging" rumors since filming began on the first Twilight film, and all the rumors seem to keep interest in the movies sky high. It really makes you wonder if the whole thing isn't just one big publicity stunt. Who knows...

But, Robert did talk to the UK Sun and said, “It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible." He was speaking of the BAFTAs - they were supposed to arrive together, but canceled at the last minute. Why? Perhaps the security wasn't enough to handle the teenage throngs who would have rushed the red carpet if they saw their two favorite stars together? "We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.” What stuff is he talking about? Not doing interviews with the Sun talking about being a couple, surely. Or not leaving the BAFTAs together (pictured above) surely.

Life is hard when you're every teenage girls' desire, but it's got to be even harder for the girl that is in a fake (or real) relationship with the object of their desire. Teenage girls have all those hormones and stuff. They'll cut a bitch...

Quotes via Radar Online

Robert Pattinson covers Details...

Robet Pattinson is covering Details Magazine, the magazine for gay guys who like to feel semi-straight and straight guys in the closet, for their March 2010 edition. He is looking hotter than ever and poses for a "80s porn style" photo shoot. You have to hand it to the guy, he is trying his hardest to break away from his teen idol status and is constantly working on small indie projects to off-set his Twilight / Harry Potter fame. He is currently filming Bel Ami (see pictures of him at work HERE), previously played Salvador Dali in Little Ashes, and is starring in the upcoming release Remember Me.

He spoke about playing Tyler in Remeber Me in his interview with Details saying, "Tyler is so aware of his actions. But he has no idea whether they're of any value at all. Can you be a person if you live in the bubble? He's stuck in the middle. At the same time, he's lucky to have the choice. Conflict is innate in a lucky person. I'm a lucky person. Thank God. And I'm conflicted. Thank God." The movie will be released on March 12th, 2010 and is about two lovers whose newfound relationship is threatened as they try to cope with their family tragedies.

R-Pat also talked about his risqué photo shoot saying, "this shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community. The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere." 

He also spoke of his hatred of vaginas. That's right Candy eaters! R-Pat hates the vag. "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

In the future we can look forward to seeing more naked Pat. "I'll be a tiny bit naked. Except tonight I won't, because it's fucking freezing and my balls will shrivel up." (of course he was more than a tiny bit naked in Little Ashes)...

See the rated R shot after the jump...