In the most nausea-inducing magazine cover to date, Jon Goesselin's ex, Hailey Glassman is gracing on the front of cover of Steppin' Out, NY and NJ's #1 Entertainment Magazine that you've never heard of. Dear God, let this picture be a lesson to all the slutty girls out there hoping to bag a D-list celebrity to shoot them to modeling fame. Some bitchy queen who calls himself a stylist came in and played a nasty joke on Glassman. "Girl, you look fierce! Oh wait... it's missing something. I know! Black, fingerless gloves!" They must've hidden all the mirrors from this poor girl in hopes of capturing her at her absolute worst. To add insult to injury, they added an arrow pointing at her saying "Judge this haters!" I have a feeling the haters will be judging.
But wait. The candy does not end there. She actually did an interview with these people, which proved that she may have deserved the bad cover shot. She gives the classless dish on Jon Gosselin to the mag saying, "He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true," she even claims he only measures "3 inches."
No one in America will be surprised to hear that Jon Gosselin is small, he wears Ed Hardy after all, but everyone will be disgusted by such lude and inappropriate comments. Don't kiss and tell. It's not a cute color. Even on someone with finglerless black gloves.
She added that "anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It's very noticeable. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny." She even talks about how she would "laugh about it with my mom." That's just disgusting. She did say that Jon was very sensitive about the subject (shocker), "He said, 'You know how subconscious I am of down there.' I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time." And she was right. Oh wait...
Wow. After this interview and this picture, Hailey Glassman won't be single for long!
Steppin' Out interview quoted via US Magazine
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