That's right Candy Eaters, the day you have ALL been waiting for has finally arrived! Heidi Montag has released her CD!!! It's called Superficial and she is going to finally be able to show the world how talented she is! Now please, don't hyperventilate from excitement, the good news doesn't stop here. A new song called "I'll Do It", has dropped and it features such awe inspiring lyrics as:
Pick me, take me, off up into ya dungin
I brought some treats
I know that you gon love em
Come eat my panties off of me
Do whatever you feel comes naturally
She worked really hard on those. The tune is Spencer and Heidi's new love anthem. Now to all you haters out there, Heidi has worked tirelessly on this album and deserves your respect! She produced and released the CD herself on her own record label, and worked to make sure it would rival Britney Spears (!). She told Entertainment Weekly, "I've spent over a million, almost $2 million on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album, because I wanted it to be that quality and to be able to get those people. My album would have cost a record label over $4 million."
Thank God she spent so much money making sure the quality and sound are so perfect! The production value really lets her artistry shine. She worked on the CD for 3 years after all, making sure that she poured every ounce of her "heart and soul into this music". She dug deep down into her soul and came up with "eat my panties off of me"...
Heidi is confident that everyone is going to run out and buy her music, and that she will recoup all her investments and more, making a huge profit on the endeavor. Not only will people buy her music she predicts, but her "songs will make an impact in pop history. They are absolutely incredible..." You can't even make this stuff up.
Concerning the title, she told People magazine that Superficial is "the world I live in and how people think I am but it's really just the surface. People are just getting to know a whole new Heidi." Meanwhile, the 23 year old recently went under the plastic surgery knife again having 10 procedures done at once (giving new meaning to a "whole new Heidi") including breast enhancement, chin reduction, nose reduction and more. She says she not only loves plastic surgery, but that she's "beyond obsessed" with it. Heidi Montag superficial? No...
She hopes to outshine current pop-stars by becoming the world's first "galaxy star".
But seriously, Heidi Montag sucks. Her CD isn't good either.
Hear Heidi's new song, and see her
Heidi's new song "I'll Do It":
Heidi's first live performance at Miss Universe:
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