TV Advice from the Queen of Everything...

 Are you watching Little Miss Perfect on the We channel? You should be. Forget How I Met Your Mother and the Big Bang Theory, this is the funniest show on television. The show features the amazing, talented and gifted "Queen of Everything", Michael Galanes. He runs a pageant called Little Miss Perfect which exploits little girls as they fight for the coveted title.

Although seeing flippers (fake teeth) glued into little girls mouths (to cover their missing teeth) is funny enough as it is, the show truly sparkles when Michael is on the screen. He sashays his way around the screen with enough sass and makeup to make a gay man blush.
 

This show is a comic goldmine. No. Strike that. HE is a comic goldmine. He is constantly queening out on the little girls, "you decided to go out on your own and not go with a professional." and, "in my humble but perfect opinion." And the parents just keep paying him and eating it up.

But wait. Just when you think it couldn't get any better than "in my humble but perfect opinion." it does. Mr. Galanes sings a song at every pageant. YES, Little Miss Perfect pageant has a theme song! And he is a strong employer of the "sing a little, speak a little" method. Watch below:



The bottom line is: you have to watch the show to truly understand this Citrus Rainbow masterpiece! Long live Michael Galanes, The Queen of Everything!