Check out the sweet new Black Eyed Peas music video...

Check out the sweet new Black Eyed Peas music video that just dropped! It's so hot, it had Will.i.am tweeting that it is "the best video black eyed peas ever made." It features an imaginitive concept, a great mix of "Imma Be" and "Rocking That Body" and 10minutes of robots, ray guns, and fierce costume fun...

Managing "Single with No Kids" Rage...

Yesterday in the NY Metro News paper, there was the most ridiculous, scratch your head and wonder why opinion piece! It was called "Managing Mommy Rage" written by Denise Albert, and the whole thing was about how she should be treated special just because she has children. Here is the WEZ Candy rebuttal (you can read her original article after the jump):

Managing "Single with No Kids" Rage:
Please stop kicking me. Please stop screaming. Can you teach your kid how to behave, please?

Yes, I am single in NYC and don't have children, and yes, you do. While I don't think that means we can't live in the same city, some things have to change.

If you are in a restaurant or public place that is quiet and peaceful, why can't you make your kid stop screaming? When people are looking at you with "you're ruining my evening" in their eyes, why can't you take a hint? Just because your kid is having a bad night doesn't mean that everyone else has to as well. Why should we all suffer for your lack of parenting skills?

When I am sitting at the movies and your child is kicking my seat, please tell them to stop before I have to turn around and tell them myself. Because I will tell them. And if your kid can't see because I'm sitting in front of them, there's this little thing called a booster seat. The movie theater has them to borrow for free. And why is your kid in a rated R movie anyway? They're probably screaming because they don't like the movie.

Does your stroller really have to be that wide? I would happily move out of the way on the sidewalk if there was any sidewalk left to move to. If you really need people to give up their seats on the subway, how about you start by following the rules which clearly state that strollers should be folded before you enter a train.

When I am flying, I am not entertainment for your child. Surely you notice when your kid is standing in their seat turned around staring at me. Please make them stop. It's not that I don't think they are cute, it's just that I want to relax.

I will certainly go out of my way to help if I see you have your hands full, but don't feel that you are entitled to that. Having kids doesn't make you special.

Although these complaints may seem rude to some people, parents are letting their children run wild and it has to stop. Maybe if "Mommies with Rage" stopped worrying about people helping open doors and started worrying about their children this city would be a nicer place to live.

Zac Efron surfing in the land down under...

 

Zac Efron took to Bondi Beach in Australia for a surfing lesson as his girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens stayed on the shore. The surf lesson didn't last long as Efron's legions of female, pre-teen fans, screaming at ear-drum bursting pitches came stampeding onto the beach. The security guards erected barriers to block the beach, but ain't no barrier strong enough to keep true, pre-teen love away! The fans broke through and forced Efron to shorten his lesson to only 30minutes as a team of a dozen bodyguards escorted him away. Who knew that starring in a few mediocre movies would require a team of a dozen bodyguards to keep you safe? See more shots of Efron surfing after the jump...

Crying? There's no crying at the Oscars...

At least not any more. Oscar nominees gathered at the annual luncheon yesterday to discuss the upcoming awards show and were treated to advice from the producers. As originally reported in October (HERE) Adam Shankman will be producing the show with Bill Mechanic. Mechanic's advice to the star-studded crowd was to hold back their emotions when they get to the podium. He said that teary speeches are "the single most hated thing on the show." Really? They are? I would say shameless plugs, long drawn out presentations, and tech awards would be the most hated things.


Adam Shankman also introduced plans for the winners to give two speeches. The first speech will be a short thank you on the main stage televised live, and the other will be filmed backstage and can be emailed to friends and family and/or posted online. So basically, they're saying take your award and shut up, and most of all, don't cry!

Hmmmm... I guess it means that THIS will never happen again:

 

Or THIS:

  

Or THIS:

  

Will the Oscars ever be the same? 

Kellan Lutz happy to bare all for CK...

Kellan Lutz is the new Marky Mark. He is following in the Oscar nominated star's footsteps (from Marky Mark to Mark Wahlberg) by posing as the new body face of Calvin Klein underwear. Lutz said he was "completely at ease" shooting the ads because the new underwear from CK "hold everything in." Of course he is no stranger to modeling, he started off as an Abercrombie + Fitch model (see below). This is the most he's revealed though, "you know I've done other fittings where you have to wear underwear and you're kind of uncomfortable because they look funny or it doesn't fit well. They (CK) made it really easy. The clothes fit great - there wasn't anything that was riding up, so you don't feel uncomfortable posing." He is worried when he thinks of his mother seeing him on billboards across America though, "But now my nude a*s is going to be all over the billboards, we'll see what my mother thinks!"

See the full campaign also featuring Mehcad Brooks from True Blood, tennis star Fernando Verdasco, and Hidetoshi Nakata after the jump...

Donald Trump knows science...

Donald Trump thinks Al Gore should return his Nobel Peace Prize because the recent record snow fall proves that global warming is not real. "With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel prize back from Al Gore." Well thank you, Mr. Scientist! Little did you know, Donald Trump is not only good at firing people ("Al Gore, you're fired."), he's also good at climate research, understanding and measuring greenhouse emissions, and tracking weather patterns and data.
"Gore wants us to clean up our factories and plants in order to protect us from global warming, when China and other countries couldn't care less. It would make us totally noncompetitive in the manufacturing world, and China, Japan and India are laughing at America's stupidity."
So, because China is polluting the planet we should too? Bad argument, Mr. Trump. You have the money. There are smart ways to be productive and still preserve our planet, why don't you start using your energy and power to help find ways to do it rather than making yourself sound ignorant. After he made these comments in Westchester, the audience of 500 white, middle-aged, balding, billionaire men jumped to their feet in applause. These are the people in charge of our future...

WEZ SEZ: Donald Trump is so 2000. Over him.
Via the New York Post

The Candy Shop: Twilight: Eclipse, Heidi Klum, Kevin Smith and more...

The Candy Shop

-Kevin Smith, the director of the upcoming, sure to be awful movie Cop Out, got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for being too fat. What's worse than being too fat? Being asked to leave a full plane after you are already seated because the pilot thinks you are a "safety risk". Yikes. He took to his Twitter account to blast the airline tweeting, "Dear @SouthwestAir - I know I'm fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?" he began. "(He) deemed me a 'safety risk.' Again: I'm way fat... But I'm not THERE just yet." -OMG

-Kathryn Bigelow (Oscar nominated for The Hurt Locker) will direct the pilot for HBO's new drama series, The Miraculous Year. It will be an examination of a New York family as seen through the lens of a charismatic, self-destructive Broadway composer. Sounds interesting... 

-Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera sequel, Love Never Dies has been postponed in London due to "unsafe" conditions. The original date of previews was supposed to start on February 20th, but has now been pushed back to the 22nd. The producers wanted "to allow two days' extra rehearsal time and a break to ensure that the first performance is not presented by a company and crew exhausted at the end of a long technical week." They also added that the "show (is) still not in a technically safe and secure state". They could have also added that this show didn't need to happen. Oh Andy, when will you stop?

-Heidi Klum will be guest starring on an episode of Desperate Housewives to air sometime in March. She will be playing herself in a scene that takes place in New York City as Gaby Solis (Eva Longoria) and Angie Bolen (Drea de Matteo) travel to the Big Apple. -Daily Mail

-The Twilight Saga: Eclipse will be released this summer and the first set of stills has been released showing Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) getting frisky. Only two more movies and the madness will end. The pictures are pretty hot though. Take a look at more of the hot shots after the jump...

Hope you had a Happy Valentine's Day - xoxo, Ms. Plastic Surgery...

Ms. Plastic Surgery herself, Heidi Montag is hoping that everyone had a Happy Valentine's Day in the most beautiful VD photo shoot you will ever see! It was all put together by her hubby, Spencer Pratt so you know who you need to thank for these shots. In the shoot, the 23 year old shows off her brand new, modern medical miracle body. She recently had 10 plastic surgery procedures done at once, and now looks ah, ah, a-mazing! Her new body doesn't look fake at all, in fact if you didn't already know what she used to look like, you would think she was born that way! Not seeing enough of her in these photos? Not to worry, she recently told Radar Online that she is in talks to pose fully nude for Playboy to show off all that man-made beauty. SWEET!

The full list of work she had done includes a mini brow lift, Botox, nose job, fat injections in her cheeks and lips, a chin reduction, liposuction to her neck, her ears pinned back, buttocks augmentation, liposuction to her waist and thighs and breast augmentation revision according to Radar. She is still planning on getting more work done in the future, "I would like to get my breasts re-done because I couldn't get them the size I wanted because they couldn't fit." Thank God. The first thing anyone thinks when they see her new look is, "Wow, you really need more."

After all the fuss, Heidi wants to remind everyone that "it is who you are on the inside that really matters, this is just the shell at the end of the day." And she wants to remind everyone to buy her CD. You can find it in the $5 bargain bin...

Robert Pattinson covers Details...

Robet Pattinson is covering Details Magazine, the magazine for gay guys who like to feel semi-straight and straight guys in the closet, for their March 2010 edition. He is looking hotter than ever and poses for a "80s porn style" photo shoot. You have to hand it to the guy, he is trying his hardest to break away from his teen idol status and is constantly working on small indie projects to off-set his Twilight / Harry Potter fame. He is currently filming Bel Ami (see pictures of him at work HERE), previously played Salvador Dali in Little Ashes, and is starring in the upcoming release Remember Me.

He spoke about playing Tyler in Remeber Me in his interview with Details saying, "Tyler is so aware of his actions. But he has no idea whether they're of any value at all. Can you be a person if you live in the bubble? He's stuck in the middle. At the same time, he's lucky to have the choice. Conflict is innate in a lucky person. I'm a lucky person. Thank God. And I'm conflicted. Thank God." The movie will be released on March 12th, 2010 and is about two lovers whose newfound relationship is threatened as they try to cope with their family tragedies.

R-Pat also talked about his risqué photo shoot saying, "this shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community. The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere." 

He also spoke of his hatred of vaginas. That's right Candy eaters! R-Pat hates the vag. "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

In the future we can look forward to seeing more naked Pat. "I'll be a tiny bit naked. Except tonight I won't, because it's fucking freezing and my balls will shrivel up." (of course he was more than a tiny bit naked in Little Ashes)...

See the rated R shot after the jump...

Hailey Glassman was lied to...

 

In the most nausea-inducing magazine cover to date, Jon Goesselin's ex, Hailey Glassman is gracing on the front of cover of Steppin' Out, NY and NJ's #1 Entertainment Magazine that you've never heard of. Dear God, let this picture be a lesson to all the slutty girls out there hoping to bag a D-list celebrity to shoot them to modeling fame. Some bitchy queen who calls himself a stylist came in and played a nasty joke on Glassman. "Girl, you look fierce! Oh wait... it's missing something. I know! Black, fingerless gloves!" They must've hidden all the mirrors from this poor girl in hopes of capturing her at her absolute worst. To add insult to injury, they added an arrow pointing at her saying "Judge this haters!" I have a feeling the haters will be judging.

But wait. The candy does not end there. She actually did an interview with these people, which proved that she may have deserved the bad cover shot. She gives the classless dish on Jon Gosselin to the mag saying, "He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true," she even claims he only measures "3 inches."

No one in America will be surprised to hear that Jon Gosselin is small, he wears Ed Hardy after all, but everyone will be disgusted by such lude and inappropriate comments. Don't kiss and tell. It's not a cute color. Even on someone with finglerless black gloves.

She added that "anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It's very noticeable. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny." She even talks about how she would "laugh about it with my mom." That's just disgusting. She did say that Jon was very sensitive about the subject (shocker), "He said, 'You know how subconscious I am of down there.' I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time." And she was right. Oh wait...

Wow. After this interview and this picture, Hailey Glassman won't be single for long!

Steppin' Out interview quoted via US Magazine