Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Homeless person meets the Queen...


Lady Gaga met the Queen after her show in the UK last night. Meanwhile, the pop star / hot mess / Grammy nominee has admitted she is homeless. That is unless you consider the stage a home. She refuses to buy a home and has put all her belongings in storage or brought them along with her while on tour. You see, Lady Rah Rah ah ah ah only wants to live "on stage". Yes that's right... the stage is her home. And if that wasn't enough to make your eyes roll back in your head, she even wrote a poem about it:
"For every minute of the day
The truth is that I'm dead
Until I'm here onstage with you
Then I'm alive instead."
She later announced that she stole the poem from a five year old.

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