The scariest Halloween costume for 2009...

If you are looking for the scariest costume idea for 2009, you should dress as Jon and Kate from the reality show train-wreck "Jon and Kate Plus Eight". It's sure to make people scream! They might be screaming things like "Just shut up", "You ruined television", "Our country will never be the same", "Those eight children really have no hope", etc. but they will most definitely scream.
All you need is some Ed Hardy clothes to be Jon, and an animal on your head to play Kate:

Jon Gosselin is the number one reason to never wear Ed Hardy (Pictured here with clothing line founder, Christian Audigier)

Kate is the number one reason to never get your hair cut like this.
No wait, actually the haircut is. It's just scary.
The Kate Gosselin wig is one of the top selling wigs of this season.
Don't Get Sold Out!

Here are some examples of celebrities dressing up as Jon and Kate for Halloween if you still need some inspiration:

Regis and Kelly

Heidi and Spencer

Now that you are all sufficiently scared, have a Happy Halloween!