Thursday, October 22, 2009

Crack apparently IS whack...

Whitney Houston has made her big comeback ladies and gentlemen! She is back on the scene and a shining example to today's youth of why they should not do drugs. Ms. Show-Me-the-Receipts herself was on X-Factor in London this past weekend stumbling her way across the stage and through her hit "Million Dollar Bill". By singing live she has single-handedly reminded the general public why we love it when artists lip-sync.

Whitney may be back, but as this performance proves, she is not better than ever. Not only does she not sing half the song, but around 2:21 her dress strap breaks and it looks as if she forgets she is on stage at all. And what is up with those back-up singers?! Did she decide to give her ex-dealers a new job?

At the end of the number the host asks her when her CD is coming out and she can't remember and doesn't seem to understand what he is talking about (the simple answer would have been "tomorrow"). She seems to be too busy eyeing the fake cash on the floor of the stage and thinking of how much crack she can buy with it.

Keep an eye out for her heart stopping microphone-ography as well! It's the one redeeming part of this performance. Girl got some moves!

See for yourself... Crack is whack! Don't do drugs.

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