Britney Spears is a slave...

Poor Britney. She just can't seem to get a break. Literally. Team Britney has announced that although the pop star will get a break for Christmas, it won't be a long one. Come January she will be cranking out new hits in the studio. This announcement comes on the tail of her "3" success (her first single to debut at number 1), the Britney Singles Collection release, the Circus Tour wrapping up in Australia next week (she's been on tour since February), and it brings a whole new meaning to her hit single "I'm a Slave 4 U". Before you know it, Britney will once again be slaving away (making millions of dollars for countless people). Darkchild tweeted that he will be working on the album with Brit: "Got the call this morning!!! January we start!!!" Other producers include: Fernando Garibay, Danja, Sean Garrett and David Guetta. The album is still untitled and will be Britney's 7th studio release. It is scheduled to drop June 2010.

In some-what related news, K Fed has been slimming down thanks to his million dollar deal with EP-2 (weight loss drug). Take a look at his new (similar-to-old) body from his recent trip to Australia.

In other (semi) Britney news, Courtney Love recently posted that Britney was molested by her father. How Love knows this and why she thought Facebook would be the ideal place to tell the world is still a mystery. We'll see if this story goes anywhere or if just stalls like Love's career. And just because it's too juicy to pass up, here is her post (in it's mis-spelled entirety):
"britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was f***** up who are called lawyers. lets GO."

All that aside, a new Britney CD is a definite Sugar Rush! Take a look at some recent footage of her tour (she is actually SINGING LIVE) to satisfy your Britney Sweet Tooth...