Paris Hilton to punish America with another CD...

That's right, Paris Hilton is in the studio screeching her way through recording a brand new CD, and when she doesn't have enough inspiration, she simply hits her Twitter page to ask her followers for help. "Hey Everyone, just in the studio working on more music. What kind of subjects do you guys think would make great song..."

Dear God, Paris! Really? You are asking your followers on Twitter for help on what would make a great song? The number one place I could think to turn for music writing advice would be your followers: a bunch of sex-obsessed guys and teenage girls who think "loves it" is still in. Why would you turn to a lyricist? That would be too smart.

Yes, they do say the stars are blind, but so is America if we actually go out and purchase another horrible excuse of a CD trying to pass as pop music. Paris, stick to what you know: looking cute, pouting your lips, and causing a scandal.

Amy Winehouse to re-marry loser ex...

Less than six months after their divorce was finalized, Amy Winehouse is looking to remarry Blake Fielder-Civil. The Grammy winner / hot-mess committed adultery early in 2009 causing her drug addict husband to file for divorce. Now, according to Britain's Sunday Mirror, the two are looking to travel to St. Lucia for a re-marriage ceremony. Isn't that sweet? But first they have to wait until Blake gets out of drug rehab (Amy wouldn't go, she said no, no, no... sorry, couldn't resist) to get cleared to leave the country. She has since changed her profile pic on Twitter to a shot of her and Blake. Meanwhile, Amy is back in the studio on occasion working on a new CD, and according to her Twitter account, can't get into her bunny Yahoo account. If you have any login information, please contact her ASAP...

Amy's new Twitter pic

Rest in peace Casey Johnson...

Casey Johnson, the 30 year old heiress was found dead yesterday due to unknown causes. She was the heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune and her father, Woody Johnson owns the NY Jets. Casey was engaged to Tila Tequila who tweeted about the tragedy: "This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson," she Tweeted. "I'm still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time ... u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey." Paris Hilton also took to her Twitter page to mourn the loss, "In bed crying, looking at baby pictures of Casey, Nicky and I. I feel so upset. I feel like I've lost a sister. My heart is broken. Miss her." 


Many people are speculating that prescription drugs had something to do with the untimely death. An autopsy is supposed to be conducted today with the cause of death announced sometime soon. TMZ is reporting that she had been dead a few days before her body was discovered. Rest in peace Casey...

"Moon" left out of the Oscar race by Sony...

It looks like Sony Pictures Classics has decided to not back Moon in the Oscar race this season. The film is directed by Duncan Jones and stars Sam Rockwell. Despite getting good critical praise and nominations / wins at many top film festivals (British Independent Film Awards, Edinburgh International Film Festival, and Athens International Film Festival), it was not included in the studio's awards season screener copies that were sent out to academy voters. This nearly ensures that the film will not be nominated for any Academy Awards. Why isn't the studio standing behind the film? Duncan Jones (the director) would like to know, and he has taken to his Twitter page to find out. Last Wednesday he tweets about the decision to not include the film: "we have more than asked.. we’ve knocked heads. they have chosen the films they are backing & we are not in their plans. They say it costs too much for our little film as they would need to be water-marked copies as our DVD isnt out yet in the US.”

The DVD argument by the studio has not satisfied the protest though, and Hollywood heavy-weights Neil Gaiman and Jon Favreau have both joined in offering their praise and support for the film. A petition has also been started to get Sam Rockwell a Best Actor nomination (you can sign it HERE). It currently has over 3,000 signatures. 

The hope is that solid work gets awarded, but when you have such big-budget films and studios, smaller independent features can only hope for their production studio to promote them. In this case, unless Sony Pictures Classics changes its mind, Moon is destined to be another film passed over for blockbusters like Avatar (nominated for Best Picture Drama Golden Globe).

Tequila isn't pregnant (yet)...

Although Tila Tequila just announced on Twitter that she was pregnant (read original story HERE), she actually isn't (yet). She just told Life & Style that what she meant to say is: "I'm about to be. When I tweeted that, I figured there's not enough space in the 140 characters. I'm going to give him a Christmas present that's going to change his life." Apparently she didn't realize that typing "Im pregnant!!!!" could be mis-construed by people to believe she is pregnant. Silly people. What "Im pregnant!!!!" really means is, "Im going to be pregnant soon. Hopefully. If all goes well." She also failed to realize that although you have a 140 max on Twitter, you can post more than one tweet at a time (a la Sarah Palin). She also told the online mag "I don't have time to take care of a real baby of my own -- not yet however -- I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process but without having to actually have the baby as mine, my own to take care of." Wow. She wants to go through the whole pregnancy to NOT have a baby. Interesting concept. She wants to suffer through nine months of sore backs, morning sickness and no drinking / partying just for fun...

Pray for Tila Tequila's baby...

Tila Tequila and her fiance Casey Johnson. Two classy ladies.

That's right. Tila Tequila is pregnant. The famous bi-disgusting, celeb-wannabe, reality-show-tart is pregnant. Pray for her poor baby. Tequila made the announcement on Twitter saying, "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!" I hope they knew about it and weren't actually surprised. That would be a "xmas present" they would want to return...

Watch out Twitter, Michael Lohan is here...

Only one person in the whole world could be more of a train wreck than Lindsay Lohan, and that is her father, Michael Lohan. The Twitteratti are all on fire today due to one thing, Michael Lohan has joined the social networking sight! Before you know it, there will be more Twitter stories to follow, as well as a massive blow-up feud between Lindsay and her father happening right before our very eyes. For now, however we must console ourselves with his first few tweets, "This is the Real Michael Lohan--all others who pretend to be me are frauds. Upon my attorney's advice, I have opened this account." Who are his attorneys?! And why would they ever advise someone with a track record of saying such outrageous things to sign up for Twitter? Will we ever know...

Michael has set to finding all the "fake" Michael Lohan's on Twitter and scaring them with tweets like, "@TheMichaelLohan I don't know who you are but my attorneys and Twitter will find out. You're looking at civil and criminal charges shortly" and leaving a post on Lindsay's page that says "@LindsayLohan Hi Honey-THis is my real twitter now, it's Dad. Love you." Somehow, coming from him, that's creepy. All other posts are yawn inducing about how he is "reading scriptures" or "going to the gym". Only time will tell how long we have to wait for him to set all of Twitter on fire with a huge scandal though, and WEZ Candy will be waiting...

Chris Brown may hit you too if you don't buy his CD...

Chris Brown isn't that sorry, but he still wants you to buy his CD.

Chris Brown is seeing the back lash from the Rihanna incident last February with the release of his CD Graffiti. The CD debuted in the number 7 spot on the Billboard 200 only selling 102,000 copies. In a show of his supreme anger management skills, the young star lashed out on twitter. "I'm tired of this sh*t". Major stores are blackballing my CD. Not stockin' the shelves and lying to customers. What the f**k do I gotta do." "the music industry can kiss my a**" After fans read this rant, they all ran out and bought his CD! Just like it makes you want to do, right? What could Brown possibly be tired of? The fact that people are concerned with giving someone an artistic voice who beats women? It is unclear which retailer was "blackballing" Brown, but it's probably the fans that are to blame for his low sales. You can't give a half-hearted apology for such a major offense and just expect people to forgive you and give you money. After he received more heat and scrutiny for the twitter rant, he deleted his account. Bye bye Chris Brown. Like the women you beat, twitter won't miss you...

Lohan is under fire for her tweets about saving children...

Lindsay Lohan tweeted that she saved 40 children from human trafiking in India less than 6 hours after she landed in the country to work on her BBC documentary. (READ THE ORIGINAL STORY HERE) This tweet has many officials outraged though. They say Lohan wasn't even there when the children were freed, and that the effort took months to coordinate. Bhuwan, one of the lawyers who worked tirelessly to free these children, told London's Telegraph that the work actually happened before Lohan even landed in India. There weren't any BBC cameras on the scene either. The children were freed from child labor workshops where they worked from 8am to 1am making ornaments. Some of the children were as young as 7. The twitter message from Lindsay made it seem like you could just fly to India and start saving children. Bhuwan said, "She was not even in the country when this raid happened, (...) would Lohan know where these workshops are?"

A rep from BBC released this statement: "We would like to stress that she did not say she was present at the raid, this is a misinterpretation." OK, OK, so she didn't say she was present, but she did infer it. Read it for yourself HERE. Meanwhile, Li Lo is back in the states and has returned to her Twittering ways. But this time she's talking about things she knows like, "LOVE Beyoncé", and asking where's "Timbaland's cred?" Perhaps she should be asking about her cred...

Lindsay Lohan saves 40 children while twittering...

Although the bonafide hot mess Linsay Lohan has never made the sweet pages of WEZ Candy (she's too sticky), the time has come. The failed movie star / lesbian / TV star / pop star / clothes designer has decided to get out of the lime light and go to India to work with children. Probably a good idea for the star... she needs something to ground her. She landed in India yesterday, and only 6 hours later was already twittering about the good deeds she was doing! "Over 40 children saved so far... Within one day's work... This is what life is about... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!" That's right. FORTY children saved because Lindsay stepped in. Wow. That's amazing. Thank God La Lohan was there...

The real purpose for the trip is to film a documentary on human trafficking of women and children with BBC. And to all the nay-sayers, people that don't believe she could have possibly saved 40 children in such a short time, she tweeted, "Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time.... hope everyone can see that." Probably the smartest thing she has EVER said...


Hopefully Lindsay realizes the problem with human trafficking is it doesn't go away once you save 40 children and make a documentary. It would be nice to see her make a real stand for good...

Britney Spears is a slave...

Poor Britney. She just can't seem to get a break. Literally. Team Britney has announced that although the pop star will get a break for Christmas, it won't be a long one. Come January she will be cranking out new hits in the studio. This announcement comes on the tail of her "3" success (her first single to debut at number 1), the Britney Singles Collection release, the Circus Tour wrapping up in Australia next week (she's been on tour since February), and it brings a whole new meaning to her hit single "I'm a Slave 4 U". Before you know it, Britney will once again be slaving away (making millions of dollars for countless people). Darkchild tweeted that he will be working on the album with Brit: "Got the call this morning!!! January we start!!!" Other producers include: Fernando Garibay, Danja, Sean Garrett and David Guetta. The album is still untitled and will be Britney's 7th studio release. It is scheduled to drop June 2010.

In some-what related news, K Fed has been slimming down thanks to his million dollar deal with EP-2 (weight loss drug). Take a look at his new (similar-to-old) body from his recent trip to Australia.

In other (semi) Britney news, Courtney Love recently posted that Britney was molested by her father. How Love knows this and why she thought Facebook would be the ideal place to tell the world is still a mystery. We'll see if this story goes anywhere or if just stalls like Love's career. And just because it's too juicy to pass up, here is her post (in it's mis-spelled entirety):
"britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was f***** up who are called lawyers. lets GO."

All that aside, a new Britney CD is a definite Sugar Rush! Take a look at some recent footage of her tour (she is actually SINGING LIVE) to satisfy your Britney Sweet Tooth...