Watch out Twitter, Michael Lohan is here...

Only one person in the whole world could be more of a train wreck than Lindsay Lohan, and that is her father, Michael Lohan. The Twitteratti are all on fire today due to one thing, Michael Lohan has joined the social networking sight! Before you know it, there will be more Twitter stories to follow, as well as a massive blow-up feud between Lindsay and her father happening right before our very eyes. For now, however we must console ourselves with his first few tweets, "This is the Real Michael Lohan--all others who pretend to be me are frauds. Upon my attorney's advice, I have opened this account." Who are his attorneys?! And why would they ever advise someone with a track record of saying such outrageous things to sign up for Twitter? Will we ever know...

Michael has set to finding all the "fake" Michael Lohan's on Twitter and scaring them with tweets like, "@TheMichaelLohan I don't know who you are but my attorneys and Twitter will find out. You're looking at civil and criminal charges shortly" and leaving a post on Lindsay's page that says "@LindsayLohan Hi Honey-THis is my real twitter now, it's Dad. Love you." Somehow, coming from him, that's creepy. All other posts are yawn inducing about how he is "reading scriptures" or "going to the gym". Only time will tell how long we have to wait for him to set all of Twitter on fire with a huge scandal though, and WEZ Candy will be waiting...

Lohan is under fire for her tweets about saving children...

Lindsay Lohan tweeted that she saved 40 children from human trafiking in India less than 6 hours after she landed in the country to work on her BBC documentary. (READ THE ORIGINAL STORY HERE) This tweet has many officials outraged though. They say Lohan wasn't even there when the children were freed, and that the effort took months to coordinate. Bhuwan, one of the lawyers who worked tirelessly to free these children, told London's Telegraph that the work actually happened before Lohan even landed in India. There weren't any BBC cameras on the scene either. The children were freed from child labor workshops where they worked from 8am to 1am making ornaments. Some of the children were as young as 7. The twitter message from Lindsay made it seem like you could just fly to India and start saving children. Bhuwan said, "She was not even in the country when this raid happened, (...) would Lohan know where these workshops are?"

A rep from BBC released this statement: "We would like to stress that she did not say she was present at the raid, this is a misinterpretation." OK, OK, so she didn't say she was present, but she did infer it. Read it for yourself HERE. Meanwhile, Li Lo is back in the states and has returned to her Twittering ways. But this time she's talking about things she knows like, "LOVE Beyoncé", and asking where's "Timbaland's cred?" Perhaps she should be asking about her cred...

Lindsay Lohan saves 40 children while twittering...

Although the bonafide hot mess Linsay Lohan has never made the sweet pages of WEZ Candy (she's too sticky), the time has come. The failed movie star / lesbian / TV star / pop star / clothes designer has decided to get out of the lime light and go to India to work with children. Probably a good idea for the star... she needs something to ground her. She landed in India yesterday, and only 6 hours later was already twittering about the good deeds she was doing! "Over 40 children saved so far... Within one day's work... This is what life is about... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!" That's right. FORTY children saved because Lindsay stepped in. Wow. That's amazing. Thank God La Lohan was there...

The real purpose for the trip is to film a documentary on human trafficking of women and children with BBC. And to all the nay-sayers, people that don't believe she could have possibly saved 40 children in such a short time, she tweeted, "Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time.... hope everyone can see that." Probably the smartest thing she has EVER said...


Hopefully Lindsay realizes the problem with human trafficking is it doesn't go away once you save 40 children and make a documentary. It would be nice to see her make a real stand for good...