Johnston hopes to extend 15mins of fame by Dancing With the Stars...

Levi Johnston (who did NOT pose fully nude even though he said he would) has high hopes on extending his fifteen minutes of fame and continuing to shove himself down America's throat. In an interview with Entertainment Tonight about Dancing With the Stars, Johnston said "I think if my phone were to ring right now, I would probably say yes," confirming that he wants to be on the show. God knows the boy can't dance, but he tried to play off his hockey skills as an obvious leg-up in the dance world: "I mean, I'm pretty athletic so I think I could do just about anything." ANYTHING. That's right folks... Levi Johnston can do just about ANYTHING. Except full-frontal for Playgirl. Of course he also mentioned that he can slow dance like "no other man". After you're finished rolling your eyes, continue reading below...

The whole Playgirl shoot was leaked online (thanks to Candy reader, V.M. for the tip), and the photos are YAWN-worthy. Although the photos have since been deleted, follow the JUMP to see one of them (cropped for web-viewing purposes).
WARNING: May be too sour for some!

More Levi Johnston shots...

 

Although Levi Johnston made a big deal about getting naked for Playgirl, the aspiring model / dead-beat dad did not bare all. His photos have been more than underwhelming, and the two newest photos fall in the same category. Johnston had two months to prepare for the shoot and said he was in the gym everyday. By the looks of these photos however, he should have upped his reps...

Teaser shot of Johnston...

Womp, womp, womp...

Playgirl released a teaser shot of Johnston yesterday. If the picture is a preview of what's to come, it's underwhelming to say the least. Not only is he giving sad puppy-dog face, it looks like he failed to man-scape for the shoot. There's a jungle under there! Perhaps his manager, Tank Jones was too busy having a "fantastic" time at the shoot to inform his client that his arm-pit hair looks like a rug. It has also been reported that Johnston did not pose fully nude for the shoot. From the looks of this picture, unruly hair may have been a major factor in that decision...

WEZ Sez: Levi Johnston teaser shot - Super Sour

Levi Johnston calls Jon Gosselin a "good dad"...

Levi Johnston finished part one of his Playgirl photo shoot in NYC yesterday. His manager Tank Jones said it was "fantastic" and that people will see more of Johnston "than they thought".  Apparently there was a hockey stick involved in the shoot - what kind of hockey stick is still to be determined.

Before his photo shoot, Johnston met Jon Gosselin to chat and exchange parenting tips. It was as if the universe willed two of the best fathers on the planet to get together and help each other become even better. The only father that was missing at the meeting was Kevin Federline (who was too busy stuffing his face with Brit Brit's money). If he could have made it, it would have been the perfect trifecta of fathers, but alas...

Levi had a lot to say about Gosselin: "He's a good guy. He's kind of in the same situation I am right now. He's a good dad and he gets a lot of bad press. He's getting the same bad image as I am and it ain't true. I can relate to that."

Johnston plans to take his Playgirl money and party really hard for like a month. Gosselin plans to steal more money from Kate to woo another girlfriend under the age of 25, and K-Fed plans on eating some more.

News Rocks: Levi Johnston Update

 Levi Johnston Update

Levi Johnston has arrived in NYC, and in the most twisted news to date concerning the whole Playgirl saga, the photographer who will be shooting him is Greg Weiner! That's right, Weiner! Go ahead and laugh... it's funny. Here's a photo of Johnston being picked up at Newark:

Levi to show his Johnston...

Sarah Palin's favorite Alaskan, Levi Johnston will be going the full monty in a photo shoot with Playgirl later this month in New York City. Johnston (19), who has done everything in his power to ruin Palin, has scheduled the shoot on November 13th, with the pictures coming out not long after Palin's book "Going Rogue" is released. In fact, the book's jacket cover will feature out-takes from the shoot below a picture of Palin giving a shame-on-you look.

Not only will Johnston receive a $100,000 payday for showing his goods, he will arrive in the Big Apple a few days before his "big" shoot (on the 11th) to receive the very-prestigious-and-sought-after award, "The Biggest Pop Culture Turned Sex Star" at the First Annual Fleshbot Awards (the ceremony will be held at The Box). Anticipation is building to see how this award will boost his career.

Meanwhile, his baby momma Bristol Palin has said she can't wait for their son Tripp to grow up so he will know that his Daddy had 20 minutes of fame instead of 15...