Just in case you haven't seen the new Twilight trailer...

Here it is, the brand new Twilight Saga: Eclipse trailer:



I may be one of the only people that feel like this, but the movies are so much better than the books! When reading the books, I just wanted to strangle Bella. She was so stupid and clumsy. The movies always put the annoying, 100 page stretches of Bella obsessing over Edward's God-like charm or crying because he left her into one nice little montage. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are amazingly talented and they bring so much to these characters. The one weak link (which can be seen so clearly in this trailer) is Taylor Lautner. Boy can't act. The other two literally steam-roll over him and he's left looking blank-faced saying cheese-tastic lines like "I'm going to fight for you until your heart stops beating." Although that line would be difficult for any actor to say, his rendition is so cringe-inducing you have to wonder why it made the cut?

WEZ SEZ: Twilight Saga: Eclipse - The movies are better than the books (minus Taylor Lautner).

Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart...

Bored yet? So am I.

In the most obvious round of gossip, it has (finally) been confirmed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple. Yawn. The two have been "dodging" rumors since filming began on the first Twilight film, and all the rumors seem to keep interest in the movies sky high. It really makes you wonder if the whole thing isn't just one big publicity stunt. Who knows...

But, Robert did talk to the UK Sun and said, “It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible." He was speaking of the BAFTAs - they were supposed to arrive together, but canceled at the last minute. Why? Perhaps the security wasn't enough to handle the teenage throngs who would have rushed the red carpet if they saw their two favorite stars together? "We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.” What stuff is he talking about? Not doing interviews with the Sun talking about being a couple, surely. Or not leaving the BAFTAs together (pictured above) surely.

Life is hard when you're every teenage girls' desire, but it's got to be even harder for the girl that is in a fake (or real) relationship with the object of their desire. Teenage girls have all those hormones and stuff. They'll cut a bitch...

Quotes via Radar Online

The Candy Shop: Twilight: Eclipse, Heidi Klum, Kevin Smith and more...

The Candy Shop

-Kevin Smith, the director of the upcoming, sure to be awful movie Cop Out, got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for being too fat. What's worse than being too fat? Being asked to leave a full plane after you are already seated because the pilot thinks you are a "safety risk". Yikes. He took to his Twitter account to blast the airline tweeting, "Dear @SouthwestAir - I know I'm fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?" he began. "(He) deemed me a 'safety risk.' Again: I'm way fat... But I'm not THERE just yet." -OMG

-Kathryn Bigelow (Oscar nominated for The Hurt Locker) will direct the pilot for HBO's new drama series, The Miraculous Year. It will be an examination of a New York family as seen through the lens of a charismatic, self-destructive Broadway composer. Sounds interesting... 

-Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera sequel, Love Never Dies has been postponed in London due to "unsafe" conditions. The original date of previews was supposed to start on February 20th, but has now been pushed back to the 22nd. The producers wanted "to allow two days' extra rehearsal time and a break to ensure that the first performance is not presented by a company and crew exhausted at the end of a long technical week." They also added that the "show (is) still not in a technically safe and secure state". They could have also added that this show didn't need to happen. Oh Andy, when will you stop?

-Heidi Klum will be guest starring on an episode of Desperate Housewives to air sometime in March. She will be playing herself in a scene that takes place in New York City as Gaby Solis (Eva Longoria) and Angie Bolen (Drea de Matteo) travel to the Big Apple. -Daily Mail

-The Twilight Saga: Eclipse will be released this summer and the first set of stills has been released showing Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) getting frisky. Only two more movies and the madness will end. The pictures are pretty hot though. Take a look at more of the hot shots after the jump...

Robert Pattinson covers Details...

Robet Pattinson is covering Details Magazine, the magazine for gay guys who like to feel semi-straight and straight guys in the closet, for their March 2010 edition. He is looking hotter than ever and poses for a "80s porn style" photo shoot. You have to hand it to the guy, he is trying his hardest to break away from his teen idol status and is constantly working on small indie projects to off-set his Twilight / Harry Potter fame. He is currently filming Bel Ami (see pictures of him at work HERE), previously played Salvador Dali in Little Ashes, and is starring in the upcoming release Remember Me.

He spoke about playing Tyler in Remeber Me in his interview with Details saying, "Tyler is so aware of his actions. But he has no idea whether they're of any value at all. Can you be a person if you live in the bubble? He's stuck in the middle. At the same time, he's lucky to have the choice. Conflict is innate in a lucky person. I'm a lucky person. Thank God. And I'm conflicted. Thank God." The movie will be released on March 12th, 2010 and is about two lovers whose newfound relationship is threatened as they try to cope with their family tragedies.

R-Pat also talked about his risqué photo shoot saying, "this shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community. The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere." 

He also spoke of his hatred of vaginas. That's right Candy eaters! R-Pat hates the vag. "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

In the future we can look forward to seeing more naked Pat. "I'll be a tiny bit naked. Except tonight I won't, because it's fucking freezing and my balls will shrivel up." (of course he was more than a tiny bit naked in Little Ashes)...

See the rated R shot after the jump...

Robert Pattinson hangs up his fangs (for now)...

Robert Pattinson has hung up his fangs (for now) to play the womanizing Georges Duroy in the costume period piece Bel Ami. He will be starring with Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci and Kristin Scott Thomas. Check out the pictures that were just released of him on set sans beard, fangs and annoying teenage girls who fall in love with vampires named Bella.